Jason (Jason
Bateman) and Cynthia
(Kristen Bell) are on the
brink of separating. She
hears her biological clock
ticking, but their visits to
a fertility clinic have been
futile due to a low sperm
count caused by testicular
cancer. Before throwing in
the towel, they agree to go
for marriage counseling at
Eden, an idyllic retreat on
Bora Bora billing itself on
the internet as the ultimate
playground for adults.
Besides couples’ therapy,
the Polynesian getaway also
offers jet skiing,
snorkeling, windsurfing,
drinking, dancing and all
the rest of the amenities
one would expect to enjoy at
a tropical resort.
However, when
Jason notices on its website
that the group-rate is half
the price, he decides to try
to talk his buddies into
coming along for an
imprpomptu vacation, even
though their relationships
aren’t in crisis. There’s
Dave (Vince Vaughn), who is
just as much in love with
Ronnie (Malin Akerman) as
the day they wed. Meanwhile,
Joey (Jon Favreau) might be
emotionally-estranged from
his spouse, Lucy (Kristin
Bell), but the two have
long-since resigned
themselves to remaining
together for the sake of
their daughter (Jonna
Walsh). And
recently-divorced Shane (Faizon
Love) misses his ex (Tasha
Smith) despite the fact that
he’s now dating Trudy (Kali
Hawk), a gorgeous bimbo
young enough to be his
daughter.
After being assured that
they won’t have to do any
therapy sessions at the spa,
the other couples book the
trip, fully expecting to
unwind during a relaxing
week of partying and fun in
the sun. Only upon their
arrival, do they learn that
the island is divided in
half, with Eden East
catering to the sort of
hedonistic delights they
were anticipating while Eden
West has a mandatory daily
regimen with activities
designed with troubled
relationships in mind.
Consequently, they all end
up within earshot of the
revelry on the other side of
the bay, but find themselves
under the thumb of Monsieur
Marcel (Jean Reno), a
“Couples Whisperer” who
claims he can cure any
ailing marriage.
Unfortunately, instead of
bringing these folks closer
together, his probing tends
to create problems where
there were none before.
Soon, once-blissful Dave and
Trudy are at each other’s
throats; Lucy is shamelessly
flirting with their
muscle-bound yoga instructor
(Carlos Ponce); and Trudy
disappears entirely,
presumably to the hedonistic
side of the island in search
of a single guy her own age.
Directed by
former child star Peter
Billingsley (A Christmas
Story) Couples Retreat is a
breezy sitcom that takes a
lighthearted look at the
state of male-female
relating. To its credit,
this refreshingly-tame
chucklefest figured out how
to elicit lots of laughs
without having to resort to
the sort of meanspirited
insults which have become
the staple of the
battle-of-the-sexes genre.
Given the
picture’s prevailing theme,
brace yourself for plenty of
therapeutic psychobabble
being spewed by several
on-site shrinks, but this
film’s cerebral aspects are
easily overshadowed by its
slapstick and sillier
asides, such as the sight of
a toddler innocently peeing
into a toilet on the floor
of Home Depot. Shot
primarily against a variety
of exotic backdrops, Couples
Retreat is practically worth
the investment for the
visually-pleasing panoramas
alone.
Don’t expect
much in the way of plot
development, since it’s
essentially a series of
disconnected skits, most of
which are funny, even if
they don’t ultimately mesh
together in any meaningful
way. A pleasant romantic
romp likely to delight,
provided you’re willing to
put your brain on pause for
a couple of hours.
Very Good (3 stars)
PG-13 for profanity and
sexuality.
Running time: 114 minutes
Studio: Universal Pictures
To see a trailer for Couples
Retreat, visit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbfhb-43UNQ